Angry Little Tank

Rants, chants and cants....all written while wearing no pants!

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Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Monday, May 15, 2006

There's Something About Mary

Is there anything more pathetic than Mary Cheney calling John Kerry "slime" for daring to bring up her lesbianism during the 2004 election?

For starters, you were the LGBT representative for Coors. If the cliched butch haircut wasn't tipping people off, I'm gonna guess this did. Secondly, your lesbianism was brought up in the context of refuting what your loathsome father and his little hand puppet Bush had wrought in the runup to the election by demonzing gays at every turn.

Where were you then Mary? Seething in silence in your parents' mansion? Whining to daddy about how unfair it all was, but only in the privacy of your ski villa in Jackson Hole?

Better yet Mary, tell us how you feel about having your loathsome little tribe imply that Kerry inflicted his own wounds in combat (combat Daddy just couldn't muster the balls to participate in)? Is that "slimey" sweetie? Make the stomach turn a little bit? Or is this sort of thing only bad when its directed towards the knuckle dragging cretins you call a family.

If anybody is thinking of buying this confused little brat's attempt to make one final cash in on her contradictory existence, don't bother I can sum it up for you right here:

I eat pussy. My dad's the vice president. The end.

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