Angry Little Tank

Rants, chants and cants....all written while wearing no pants!

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The Shade Chronicles

Mooney kept the pad most of the trip so I assume these and all the ones I can't recall right now will turn up at some point, but they're too good to hold onto for any longer.

Here are the Bingham Cup 2006 Shade Chronicles, because when you have this many gay people in one place, there will be shade. Feel free to add any you feel should be included and I'll get them up ASAP.

"I gots some Casey pheremones y'all spread em around. I'm taking mine to the Eagle, I know what I'm doing!" - Malcolm after asking Casey to pee in a bottle on the train

"Yeah, thanks Malcolm" - Martino after being told for the eighth time "oooh look a plane"

"Do I need my Metrocard?" - Edwin after being told we're taking two separate trains to our destination in Chelsea

"Boo I'm top modeling!" - Q after squatting over a Poland Spring bottle. Endorsements are pending

"I love Beyonce, I'm gonna drop it like its hot for her" - Matty, who then proceeded to drop it like its hot for Beyonce

"I just want to help out the cute Aussie guys" - Chris Helms after offering painkillers to the Welsh Cardiffs

"No! No! No! Its not Minnesota its Minneapolis" - Ray while we were watching the Mayhem play

"Oh my God! Phil's dangling!!" - The entire team during Phil's zulu

"But my birthday is in January" - Coach after being presented with a birthday cake at Dallas BBQ and having the entire restaurant sing him Happy Birthday

"That was like when Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett" - Damian

"Yes Casey we know your philosophy" - Mooney in response to Casey saying "Just because you sit on it doesn't make you a top"

"Let's see her off cycle before we decide to get into it" - Malcolm in response to Martino pointing out a muscled rugger

"I just wanted to come over and see if I'm going to make out with anyone. guess not" Izzy from the Boston Ironsides sizing up some Gryphons that just didn't quite measure up.

"Uhhhh....Arnie and Crazy are asleep and I'm having sex" Matty receiving a late night phone call that he just shouldn't have answered


Blogger Casey said...

Dude, his ass looks like a cameltoe!

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Chris said...

I got a SHADE for that?! No fair! I was delerious from sun exposure and far too distracted by his enourmous package to really pay attention to what he was saying or what he was wearing to comprehend he was from the Welsh Cardiffs.

(As an aside, my ploy to give him free Percocets in exchange for sex didn't work. Next time I'll use Viagra as a bartering tool.)

7:46 PM  
Blogger Casey said...

Chris, you man ho! Wait, isn't manho something in Portuguese?

12:13 PM  

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